Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Itsy Bitsy Spider



I think my mantra for awhile is going to be:

The itsy, bitsy spider went up the water spout
Down came the rain and washed the spider out
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain
And the itsy bitsy spider went back to work again.

This is an example of one of those things you hear or see or experience over and over again as a child and then when you're exposed to it again as an adult you understand so much about it that you didn't before. Like my good friend Laura, whose mom confused her for years when she explained that the term "hooker" (they were watching Pretty Woman) meant coat hanger.
I used to think of this song as a sort of sad, creepy story about a spider that nearly drowned - now I realize its supposed to be about preserverance in the face of adversi - wait a minute! What the f is this stupid spider doing making his web in a flippin water spout? He's just gonna keep getting washed out again and again. I mean, who would build their home in the middle of a waterway with no real protection from damage?? It reminds me of that saying I hate: Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.
So, I guess this song is really about a crazy, mostly homeless spider... Ah well, I still like it. The message of optimism and persistence is still there, even if it is a kind of insane, hopeless persistence. Kind of like, cheer up everybody, your web will get built... until the next downpour :(

Friday, April 17, 2009

What the F is everyone's obsession....

with knowing at all times what everyone is doing in every capacity and area of life?? It started with AIM away messages. Those were good for college when you secretly wanted to let your crush know where you would be at all times in case he decided to start stalking you (or vice versa - wasn't it annoying when he used the default message?)
Next came that stupid facebook update "John is just ate a sandwich." Unavoidable bad grammar is just one annoyance of these applications.
Then, of course, came Twitter. Congressman tweeting through the presidential address? Things are looking really, really bleak.

That being said (as I type hypocritically on my blog) I have joined the ranks on this bird-brained site. I do not like it, but it is a fact of life (a writer's life at least) that you must absorb new technologies before they absorb you.

So check out what I'm up to, K?!? Blink, Blink.